the modern epic

Software engineer, writer, artist, goober. Convinced she's the hero of this story.
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fucktonofanatomyreferences:

Another splendid fuck-ton of clothing references (per request).

Someone scanned this from a book called “Drawing Yaoi.”

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iguanamouth:

OF COURSRSSSITS AN ARNJ

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amandaonwriting:

The Five Elements of Story
This image offers an interesting way to look at the layers of a story. (We don’t know where it originated. Please let us know if you do.)
This chart says that your character needs something to care about, something to want, something to dread, something to suffer, and something to learn.

amandaonwriting:

The Five Elements of Story

This image offers an interesting way to look at the layers of a story. (We don’t know where it originated. Please let us know if you do.)

This chart says that your character needs something to care about, something to want, something to dread, something to suffer, and something to learn.

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zagreussits:

How to wear a knife strapped to your thigh with a garter like a fucking lady while managing not to slice yourself open because you were fool enough to carry an unsheathed weapon next to a squishy part of your body that moves when you walk.

  1. Get a garter from somewhere; this one is a sock garter from Sock Dreams, which means it’s made to stay the fuck up there.
  2. Get a fucking sheath for those sharp, pointy things and put them in the sheath. There’ll be a velcro loop at the top so that they won’t slide out if you hold the sheath upside down.
  3. Put the garter through the loop at the top meant for whatever you’re using to attach it to yourself. Attach it to yourself, adjusting for ease of grabbing. You don’t want to put it on your inner thigh because that is awkward as hell to get out. The only way you’d be able to get it out in a timely manner is if you attached the sheath upside down, at which point you’d need two garters to keep the sheath from tilting inward toward your other thigh.
  4. Oh no, now the sheath is hanging loosely and is going to make a weird pattern against your clothing. Tuck that shit into your stockings if you’re wearing them, or use another garter if you’re not.
  5. Pull your pencil skirt back down over the knife sheath. Adjust accordingly due to tightness of skirt and shape of sheath. Make sure you can get at it as quick as you want.
  6. People look at you really strangely if this is the knife you pull out when you want to cut your apple up.

Vital Information for your Everyday Life.

I love this, and now I want knives to carry with me. (Cue the RealHusband, the StuntHusband, and fanboy-news-network all waving their hands and shouting “NOOOOOOO!”)

While Atticus offers a quiet smile and a single nod of approval.

Yep, I need to do this.

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drdawg:

my friend Pete literally makes me cry with his snap stories

this is me, i am pete, love me 

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fuckyeahvintageillustration:

Cover illustration by R. Kohtz for 'Jugend' magazine nr.15, published in April 1899.
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fuckyeahvintageillustration:

Cover illustration by R. Kohtz for 'Jugend' magazine nr.15, published in April 1899.

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ganjflavoredcleats:

Big Fish by Sculptor Johnson Tsang

Porn

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